My hands

I love my hands a lot much. They are my bestest weapon. I use it to:

• Scratch onto my face when I get mad
  
• Scratch mommy's breast when I don't get enough inga
• Ball up into a fist and eat it
  
• Pull out my pachifier when mom and dad tries to cheat me into going to sleep when I don't want to.

That is why I hate it (but also love it) when Dad swaddles me so snug that it is hard to get my hands out. But I am really smart cos I still manage to do it and that is why he calls me handini (Houdini, get it?)

~Neil