Monday, December 03, 2007

Woulda Coulda Shoulda

We were driving back home on Sunday night and there was an accident right in front of us. When we got there, the EMS people had just arrived at the scene. I mentioned to R that I could never be an EMS person as you never know what I would have to see everyday in my line of work. And then we got on to an interesting discussion about what jobs we couldn’t do. I had no problem coming up with a list, compulsive list maker that I am.


Me: It’d be interesting to put it in a blog


Hubs: Everything is blog fodder for you now


I think the man has a point.


Anyway here is my list of 3 jobs I could not, would not hold.


Nurse: Anything to do with blood? No thank you! I faint at the sight of blood or gore or twisted limbs or anything remotely related to these things. And Injections-giving or receiving? Heck! No!!


I am such a tender snowflake.


Water related jobs: I have a fear of drowning. I tried learning swimming twice. I can float like a lily in 3 ft water and that’s about the extent of my swimming capabilities. Not that I would get the job of lifeguard or Coast Guard rescuer. I have heard they have some funny requirements like you have to know swimming to qualify.


It is probably a good thing.


President (country, company whatever): I would totally crack under pressure. I cannot even decide whether to make red lentils or yellow one for dinner without doing a 5 minute meditation in various head angles and facial contortions in front of the pantry. I am the queen of indecision. But, once I make a decision I am pretty immovable.


Or so I like to think.


Do you have a job(s) which you could not, would not hold? It would be fun to hear from you.

4 comments:

lizzykristine said...

I'm with you, Tender Snowflake, on that nurse stuff. But for some reason, back in highschool, I decided to be a paramedic. I was really serious. When I later felt the Lord leading me away from that, I really struggled to surrender that ambition!

Now I look back and wonder whatever possessed me to think of a job so involved in blood and guts.

I quizzed hubs on the topic, and the first no-way job that came to mind was CEO. :)

Anne Marie@Married to the Empire said...

Oh my. We truly are kindred spirits. All 3 of yours are on my list. Water is my #1 fear. While I can handle the sight of blood just fine, I can't deal with the pricking or cutting of skin. Needles freak me out, so no nursing/doctoring for me. And the idea of being in charge of a whole country (or even just a county)... that's enough to give me hives. I like my privacy, and I like not feeling responsible for every bad thing that happens.

I could never be an elementary-school teacher. I wouldn't know what to do with a single group of kids for an entire day. Teaching ALL the subjects. To little people who still need/want their mommies. I liked teaching high school, but when I moved down to middle school (6th graders), I thought I'd landed on another planet. I wound up really liking teaching them, but any younger and I think I would have had to quit. Eleven-year-olds are my limit.

Adding to that... I couldn't be a daycare worker. I hated babysitting as a teen, so doing that for a living would make me want to just curl up and die.

A veterinarian. Oddly, this is what I wanted to be until I took Honors Biology in 9th grade and realized I just didn't get science. My husband says I'd be the worst vet ever because I would cry every time a sick or hurt animal came in. Then I'd cry some more while giving shots or doing surgery. I'm such a baby when it comes to animals in distress.

Kyla Jean said...

I agree that I couldn't be a nurse, I worked in a Drs office one time and that was enough to bother me!

I also couldn't be a government Social Worker or CPS Agent. Mainly because emotionally I would get too involved. I also don't like paperwork and there is so much of that involved.

I also couldn't be a computer programmer. b/c I can't sit still that long.

Front Porch Society said...

For me, I could not work at a job that required me to sit behind a desk all day. No way!! I can barely sit still long enough to blog and check others' blogs! ;)